Wednesday, June 29, 2005

not-so-blind item

A famous actor, who we’re not going to name because he likes to sue people who accuse him of what in the next paragraph we’ll accuse him of, and his recently obtained fiancée, with whom he is very, very, very much in love, have a five-year contract regarding this relationship, and she is to be paid $8 million for fulfilling her end of the contract.

The deal was arranged and the engagement announced in a very short period of time because the wife of a certain, and rather adorable, pop singer found her husband in bed with the abovementioned unnamed actor, and said actor wanted to have this new news out as soon as possible so as to overshadow any new rumors about his sexuality.


Okay, so who are the characters in the story? Hehehe. The paragraphs above pretty much summarizes the e-mail that has been forwarded like crazy in this city called Hollywood (i live three blocks down) so it was but normal that i got hold of it too.

My take on the (non-)issue? Nothing.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

You forgot the other women who were supposedly auditioned for the part: one, an ethereally beautiful actress who played a bored photographer's wife in Tokyo; and two, a woman who became famous for playing a superheroine on TV and later a stripper in a comicbookish noir film.

momar said...

oh yes, that was discussed in the now-missing third paragraph. this is getting better by the day. wedding bells? maybe if the unnamed actor's latest film goes beyond the one hunded million mark. show me the money!

Albert E. said...

hi momar!

i'm intrigued but i am clueless.

it's raining hard here in mandaluyong right now, it's cold.

i wish i was on a carrieban cruise but for people like me who are not rich, we have to be content and just stay in our homes.

sad!

Anonymous said...

wait a minute...more to the point, the singer is gay? hmmm...

momar said...

abe,

allegedly, the singer, who belongs to the same religion as the famous actor, is bi.

albert,

sorry about the torrential rains. i'm in the other end of the spectrum: blue skies, scorching sun and almost a hundred degree weather.